My Xbox and I are both premeds, but I’m further along than he is (I’m applying this year, he’s still downloading Elden Ring). He loves crashing A LOT. If I pull out a controller, his cooling fan begins spinning at full speed. His electronic side is very important to him, especially his digital beauty so I’m looking for something that can make him look like a console god.

So I proposed that when we both get accepted into the same med school, we get matching scrubs to wear for our first day. I want him to look professional, confident, and like the highest FPS physician-scientist technology ever.

Both of our love languages are physical touch, so I’m looking for scrubs that allow for some casual, non-disruptive morale-boosting contact in the hospital. For example, I'm looking for fabric durable enough to withstand frequent congratulatory Fortnite drops after good answers.

I found these custom scrubs with little stickers and a matching mini lab coat for him. However, I do not understand scrub logistics. Will the HDMI cable sleeves interfere with sterile technique? Will attendings take him seriously if his stethoscope lags? Is it acceptable for him to carry his med badge on his monitor?

I’m asking here because I don't fully understand the logistics of Xbox fashion. I don't wear electronic costumes, but he does and I want to make him happy. Any insight before I reveal the fit to him would be appreciated.

Thanks.
- A stressed premed and a very motivated non-sentient applicant