go to work. 8am. EMS detail for a basketball camp. #okay. hold me 30 minutes past my scheduled time. fuck. i speed to a library i scoped out online that looks like it has study rooms without windows. great. i pull up. high school arch nemesis is there. ew. i say please let me in your study room. they let me in. all glass windows. fuck. i brought a blanket for this occasion. tape won't hold it up. fuck. i try to plaster printer paper all over. i dont have enough. i log on an pray for the best. LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER they say fuck you no. go to your house. i say i cannot go there right now which is true. they say figure it out but you can't be at a library. kys. sneak past the arch nemesis. go back to my car. left the window cracked by accident because my window sensors are broken. it is the worse torrential down pour of the summer. water in my laptop. driver seat wet. this really is the end. speed down the road to the community college. i am a sopping wet rat and going to get a yeast infection. wander around for like 10 minutes because where the fuck am i. thank the fucking lord there is a little cell phone single stall interview whatever the hell room. no big windows. i hang my new york mets blanket over the top of the door to cover the small window and a sign that says i am taking an exam. we are in suburban missouri. less than 5 minutes left for me to log in and take the test. get in. all i have had to eat so far is a qt taquito and a white monster. I TAKE THE TEST. yay. go back to work. ew.

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