I am currently on 5 medical school waitlists and i fear I might go feral if I don't get in.

I am not above anything. I will do whatever weird little ritual has ever worked for anyone, ever, in any culture, at any point in human history. At this point I am open to all gods, all star signs, all moon phases, all affirmations, all crystal rocks, all essential oils, all supernatural administrative review processes. If your method got you accepted, I need the exact steps, the exact wording, and possibly a blood oath.

Please.

Drop your best manifestation techniques below before I start negotiating directly with the adcoms' ancestors.