1. grass finder: point users to the nearest touchable grass.

2. med tinder: connect single pre-meds to single adcoms to boost their chances.

3. organ market: let students sell their kidneys to ease loan burdens.

4. doxxing: reveal ip address and ssn of those who committed to a school yet refuse to withdraw other A's.

5. warning sign: a pop-up that warns 1st time user abt the anxiety and depression this path may cause.

all demands must be met within fortnight or i will initiate a boycott. ty for ur attention to this matter.