Inspired by quinnipiac poem:

Oh Wayne, oh Wayne, please give me the lovely A

I’d love to face the snow despite being from CA

I’ll bear the roughest of winter blizzards

If it means I get the A from the admin wizards

Why place me in this condition

When I’m ready to pay more than OOS tuition

Please let me manifest

Even though I know this poem is a cringe fest

In the cycle as we approach the fin

I pray my WL ends with a win

- Me, a sad applicant on the WL, would write this for my LOI (already sent) if I could