17h ago
dartmouth's email moved me to write a poem 😍
If Dartmouth has a billion haters, I am one of them.
If Dartmouth has a million haters, I am one of them.
If Dartmouth has a hundred haters, I am one of them.
If Dartmouth has one hater, it is me.
If Dartmouth has no haters, I have died.
Fartmouth.